About me: To keep it simple to start I'm Zach I'm twenty-one years old, straight, and happen to live in Oregon. I'm a boy at heart and I will happily splash you if we walk by a puddle ;) to read more click here Instagram @Zachisaac
How I Met Your Mother Season 2 How Lily Stole Christmas
Barney:Ted Vivian Mosby!
Ted:That's not my middle name..
Barney:You kiss your mother with that mouth?
Ted:Like you've never said that word?
Barney:I don't kiss your mother with my mouth, yet...
Ted:Are you sick?
Barney:Is it sick to find maturity and experience sexy?
Ted:No, I meant do you have a cold?
Barney:I'm fine. [blows his nose from a cold]
Barney:I'm fine. My nose is just overflowing with awesome and I had to get some of it out. If you'll excuse me, holiday is the time when people are lonely and desperate. It's the most wonderful time of the year.